With the continued hype surrounding the Uberlube, I'm surprised that it's taken me this long to jump on the bandwagon. All of the reviews pouring out about this infamous sex toy seemed almost too good to be true. It wasn't until my girlfriend made a purchase herself, and whipped it out in the bedroom that I decided to give it a go and see whether the Satisfyer Pro 2 works for trans guys.
So what is the Satisfyer Pro 2 Gen 2? It's advertised as 'a touch-free, climax-inducing sex toy'. Sounds intriguing right? Designed to mimic the sensation of oral sex, the Satisfier Pro 2 sends out 'Pressure waves' which create pulsations to recreate the feeling of suction and help to reach orgasm. Believe it or not, it does all of this without even touching the clitoris.
Its round silicone head sits around this clitoris and creates a seal that then uses air pressure to stimulate your downstairs area.
It also offers a variety of different-sized heads since of course we're all made differently. As a Trans guy who's been on Testosterone for just over 3 years now, the size of my clitoris has grown about four times its original size. I haven't run into too much trouble around suction toy sizes, but I do know a lot of people who have. Offering this larger variety of head sizes helps to accommodate a wider market of people, and for that, I highly commend this toy.
One advantage I've found from this toy is it helps to prevent your genitals from numbing when you reach the more 'sensitive points' of your play session. I'm guessing this is due to the whole 'no direct contact' feature, but any toy that can avoid uncomfortable sensitivity is a winner in my books.
On the other end of the spectrum, I even found that applying more pressure and pushing down slightly on the head was good for added suction and better intensity.
I've seen a few places advertise the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 2 as a comparison to oral sex. I wouldn't compare the two, as they are two very separate experiences. As well as the real thing having a tad more variety, it's also a very different sensation.
I suppose it could be compared to the point of cunnilingus when someone is sucking on your clit very close to or at the point of orgasm, which as you can imagine, isn't the worst thing to be compared to. I just wanted to make the point that I wouldn't compare the two, as you'll be left feeling very confused, as I was.
The Satisfyer has also become a partner in the bedroom with both me and my girlfriend. I've heard very mixed opinions in regards to people using this toy with their partner present, but for me personally, it's a star.
My multi-tasking skills are zero to none, so having this toy to use externally, whilst also stimulating internally is a game changer.
Although I am a fan of using this toy with my partner, I'd recommend learning the ropes by yourself the first time around. This way you can really get a feel of how to move/position it the way you like, and make sure it feels good before jumping into bed with your partner.
When using it for the first time, it's an experience. Because the sensation is so new and unusual, I'd recommend taking yourself up through the setting levels slowly.
Every time I use this toy, the orgasm that comes with it is also, very unusual. It hits fast and slowly subsides. It's one of those orgasms where you kind of need to lay there for about five minutes, because you know if you try to stand up your knees will buckle.
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It also produces some pretty inhuman noises that you weren't even aware your body could create. And believe me, you never get bored of the feeling!
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